Jedi-Jedi/Pile, Hemorrhoids By Instinct Ayanfe Adebayo

 Jedi-Jedi/Pile, Hemorrhoids

By Instinct Ayanfe Adebayo 




Among the Yoruba folk it is widely known as Jedi-Jedi , It means different thing to different people, yet many people are suffering from it , some complain about serious and chronic back pain as well, some claim it is caused by consumption of sweet things while some people Abroad eats a lot of sweet things much more sweeter than the ones obtainable in Nigeria and yet they do not suffer Jedi .Jedi/Pile,Hemorrhoids .


In formations is very Important , discussion to get freedom matters, Constructive and Objective Arguments solves problems than a Possessive and a domineering one, he/she that suffers Jedi Jedi/Pile,Hemorrhoids knows how dreadful,Horrible and painful it could be, some as well claim that a natural solution to treat Jedi Jedi/Pile,Hemorrhoids must be bitter.


What are hemorrhoids?


A precise definition of hemorrhoids does not exist, but they can be described as masses or clumps ("cushions"wink of tissue within the anal canal that contain blood vessels and the surrounding, supporting tissue made up of muscle and elastic fibers. The anal canal is the last four centimeters through which stool passes as it goes from the rectum to the outside world. The anus is the opening of the anal canal to the outside world.


Although most people think hemorrhoids are abnormal, they are present in everyone. It is only when the hemorrhoids cushions enlarge that hemorrhoids can cause problems and be considered abnormal or a disease.


Symptoms of Jedi Jedi/Pile,Hemorrhoid?

Most times it makes walking difficult

The spine at the lower part/ Waist seems cracked, which most times make it difficult to bend or even turn at angel 360

On your but/Buttuck for an excessively long period (it is even worse apparently if you sit on hard and cold surfaces, or on a hard bicycle seat), hemorrhoids but poke the blood veins in your intestines get constricted and damaged. When you incur any damage to your body, your body naturally sends a lot of blood and healing juices to that area, which results in swelling. However, ironically, this is the worst that can happen in this case because there is no room for the swelling to expand to and it ends up constricting the blood vessels in the area, slowing down the healing process.

Therefore, the damaged area results in a sweltering furnace of pain. Because it is difficult to reduce the swelling in such an awkward and confined space, the healing process for this type of damage can be rather lengthy.

There is apparently an inner and an outer type of hemorrhoids. It seemed to me that the swelling led the inner sleeve of the intestine to eventually slip out a bit, sort of hanging out a little .


During your period of hemorrhoid pain/jedi jedi /Pile , there are certain things you might want to avoid.



ONE= Coffee (I guess it is an abrasive substance and scratches the sensitive and damaged areas)

TWO= Ketchup (sounds like C but anything with tomatoes in it is supposed to be bad)

THREE=Cheese (probably promotes constipation)

FOUR= Chili (anything which contributes to the burning rim of fire and aggravates the Intestine Extension, although I find red chilli/cayenne can act as an anti-inflammatory - but stay away from hot green peppers!! Read here if you have the stomach for it and want to know how to avoid the ultimate burning ring of fire).


Are you suffering from Pile,Jedi-Jedi/Hemorrhoids/Opa Eyin AND STAPHYLOCOCCUS AUREUS


Jedi-Jedi affects every body, both whites and blacks, the difference is that most people in the western world are sugar tolerant because they have being consuming lots of it from childhood. However, most white males cannot have sexual intimacy more than two rounds without the help of drugs, that is one big symptom of Jedi-Jedi (most adult movies are patches of long time videos).




There are 5 or more symptoms of Jedi-Jedi:

1) Lower back pain
2) Erection Problem
3) hemorrhoid
4) Constipation and more( farting, bowel issues)
5) PreMature ejaculation

All the above mentioned symptoms will eventually aid failure of pancreas production of insulin, leading to Diabetes.

Watch out for our next article, here we'll be talking exclusively on the solution to Jedi-Jedi.

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Jedi-Jedi/Pile, Hemorrhoids By Instinct Ayanfe Adebayo

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