Jedi-Jedi/Pile, Hemorrhoids By Instinct Ayanfe Adebayo

Jedi-Jedi/Pile, Hemorrhoids

By Instinct Ayanfe Adebayo

Among the Yoruba folk it is widely known as Jedi-Jedi , It means different thing to different people, yet many people are suffering from it , some complain about serious and chronic back pain as well, some claim it is caused by consumption of sweet things while some people Abroad eats a lot of sweet things much more sweeter than the ones obtainable in Nigeria and yet they do not suffer Jedi .Jedi/Pile,Hemorrhoids .

In formations is very Important , discussion to get freedom matters, Constructive and Objective Arguments solves problems than a Possessive and a domineering one, he/she that suffers Jedi Jedi/Pile,Hemorrhoids knows how dreadful,Horrible and painful it could be, some as well claim that a natural solution to treat Jedi Jedi/Pile,Hemorrhoids must be bitter.

What are hemorrhoids?

A precise definition of hemorrhoids does not exist, but they can be described as masses or clumps ("cushions"wink of tissue within the anal canal that contain blood vessels and the surrounding, supporting tissue made up of muscle and elastic fibers. The anal canal is the last four centimeters through which stool passes as it goes from the rectum to the outside world. The anus is the opening of the anal canal to the outside world.

Although most people think hemorrhoids are abnormal, they are present in everyone. It is only when the hemorrhoids cushions enlarge that hemorrhoids can cause problems and be considered abnormal or a disease.

Symptoms of Jedi Jedi/Pile,Hemorrhoid?

Most times it makes walking difficult

The spine at the lower part/ Waist seems cracked, which most times make it difficult to bend or even turn at angel 360

On your but/Buttuck for an excessively long period (it is even worse apparently if you sit on hard and cold surfaces, or on a hard bicycle seat), hemorrhoids but poke the blood veins in your intestines get constricted and damaged. When you incur any damage to your body, your body naturally sends a lot of blood and healing juices to that area, which results in swelling. However, ironically, this is the worst that can happen in this case because there is no room for the swelling to expand to and it ends up constricting the blood vessels in the area, slowing down the healing process.

Therefore, the damaged area results in a sweltering furnace of pain. Because it is difficult to reduce the swelling in such an awkward and confined space, the healing process for this type of damage can be rather lengthy.

There is apparently an inner and an outer type of hemorrhoids. It seemed to me that the swelling led the inner sleeve of the intestine to eventually slip out a bit, sort of hanging out a little .

During your period of hemorrhoid pain/jedi jedi /Pile , there are certain things you might want to avoid.

ONE= Coffee (I guess it is an abrasive substance and scratches the sensitive and damaged areas)

TWO= Ketchup (sounds like C but anything with tomatoes in it is supposed to be bad)

THREE=Cheese (probably promotes constipation)

FOUR= Chili (anything which contributes to the burning rim of fire and aggravates the Intestine Extension, although I find red chilli/cayenne can act as an anti-inflammatory - but stay away from hot green peppers!! Read here if you have the stomach for it and want to know how to avoid the ultimate burning ring of fire).

Are you suffering from Pile,Jedi-Jedi/Hemorrhoids/Opa Eyin AND STAPHYLOCOCCUS AUREUS

Jedi-Jedi affects every body, both whites and blacks, the difference is that most people in the western world are sugar tolerant because they have being consuming lots of it from childhood. However, most white males cannot have sexual intimacy more than two rounds without the help of drugs, that is one big symptom of Jedi-Jedi (most adult movies are patches of long time videos).

There are 5 or more symptoms of Jedi-Jedi:

1) Lower back pain
2) Erection Problem
3) hemorrhoid
4) Constipation and more( farting, bowel issues)
5) PreMature ejaculation

All the above mentioned symptoms will eventually aid failure of pancreas production of insulin, leading to Diabetes.

Watch out for our next article, here we'll be talking exclusively on the solution to Jedi-Jedi.

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STORY OF AKUDAAYA

What’s the Weirdest ghost story you’ve heard?

Akudaaya are people who die and then leave where they died to go and live in another place?

Forgive my Overthinking but what if you’re one and you don’t even know?😳😃

But maybe when someone sees and recongnises you, you disappear because you regain your memories?

Maybe your Death was so Traumatic you just forgot you’d died?

"Reincarnation"

Akudaaya ('transmigrated soul') describes people returning to life after death, a phenomenon, which is regularly explored in Yoruba films, but wait, do you think it's real?

Akudaaya is a Yoruba term which refers to spirit of people that are confirmed dead in one place but go to live elsewhere. It can be roughly interpreted in English as “living Wraith”. Dont mind me , I'm just trying to give a perfect interpretation of what Akudaaya is.

So share with us a story of any you've heard.

PROS AND CONS OF MARRIAGE

VOTE BUYING IN NIGERIA ANALYSIS

VOTE BUYING AND SELLING IN NIGERIA.WORTH 50K😳

Written by INSTINCT AYANFE ADEBAYO

I heard some people saying they are ready to vote for whosoever is ready to distribute money on the election day. (VOTE SELLING)

Omo, let's assume you collect and sell your futuré for 50k, (which can't be possible, se you cut head for them?)

Now! 50k÷8years wey you go use refund am. Given us (#17.123kobo )not even up to #20🤣, Money wey you no fee give my daughter go school make she collect am, she go just laugh and throw it back at you😆😆, se you dey whyne her ni😄😄😄you sef you no go wan give her i trust you, nah the money wey dey wan use buy you be that? You see say dey no know your worth at all

This money una wan collect na investment, if they invest 50k on you during election, trust me if they enter, be ready to pay 100% of it ,abii who go do business wey no go wan gain. That money wey you wan collect Your unborn children sef go pay part of it.

I beg no sell your vote, No sell your children's future.i beg, Let's live the good life we've imagined.

A word is enough, for who? For the wise

MARRIAGE

REASONS WHY MARRIAGE IS SO IMPORTANT

BY INSTINCT AYANFE ADEBAYO

If you are married, you may have discovered why marriage is so important and experienced some of the good that comes from it. Or, maybe marriage was hard for some of you and you’re no longer married. However, there is hope. But that hope starts with realizing that marriage can be more amazing than you have experienced or even thought.

I’ve been married many years and have experienced both the amazing as well as the very hard. Marriage eliminated loneliness for me and my wife. We are more effective in working as a team versus working as individuals. Through challenges, we have both matured. And a side bonus, we have wonderful kids that came from our union. Those are all good and wonderful, but I’ve also discovered something even greater. I believe God has created marriage to reveal more about Him and how awesome He is. And this is revealed through many of His purposes for marriage Says the Interviewer. Here are 5 reasons that explain the importance of marriage.

1. Beginning

“Marriage is more than a physical union; it is also a spiritual and emotional union.”

Marriage is the beginning—the beginning of the family—and is a life-long commitment. It also provides an opportunity to grow in selflessness as you serve your wife and children. Marriage is more than a physical union; it is also a spiritual and emotional union. This union mirrors the one between God and His Church.

2. Oneness

When a man and woman get married, the “two become one.” Marriage is a bond like no other. It gives us a life partner, a teammate, as we move through the challenges of life together.

3. Purity

Marriage is designed for purity. We face temptation nearly every minute and from all directions. The bond of marriage gives us the support to defeat temptation by engaging in deep, satisfying love—a love that gives to, and receives from, our mate physically, emotionally, and spiritually.

4. Parenting

When a marriage produces a child or receives a child through adoption, it is one of life’s greatest blessings. Roughly 40% of children being raised today are in a home without a father. The effects of that fact are staggering. Father absence causes increases in mental and behavioral disorders as well as criminal activity and substance abuse. But when children are raised in a healthy marriage, they get a front row seat to see and experience the lasting benefits of a strong family.

5. Love

Marriage is designed to mirror our Creator’s unconditional love for us. It’s a love that will always be there and will never leave us or forsake us. When a man and woman love one another unconditionally, contentment and joy follow.

Sound off: What do you think is important about marriage?

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LOVE, MARRIAGE AND SEX

The Keys to a Successful Marriage

BY INSTINCT AYANFE ADEBAYO

When you're caught up in the excitement of your wedding, it can be hard to imagine that you and your spouse might not live happily ever after. But sharing your life with another person can be a challenge, especially if you don’t have a lot of experience with relationships. Marriages take work, commitment, and love, but they also need respect to be truly happy and successful.

A marriage based on love and respect doesn't just happen. Both spouses have to do their part. Below are some important keys to work on each day to make your marriage successful.

Communicate clearly and often

Talking with your spouse is one of the best ways to keep your marriage healthy and successful. Be honest about what you're feeling, but be kind and respectful when you communicate. Part of good communication is being a good listener and taking the time to understand what it is your spouse wants and needs from you. Keep the lines of communication open by talking often, and not just about things like bills and the kids. Share your thoughts and feelings.

Tell your spouse that you're thankful for having him or her in your life

Appreciate each other, your relationship, your family, and your lives together. Show gratitude when your partner cooks dinner, helps the kids with their homework, or does the grocery shopping. It may help to take a few minutes each evening to tell each other at least one thing you appreciated that day.

Make time for you two as a couple

With work and family responsibilities, it can be easy to lose the romance factor. Plan special dates, either to go out or just stay at home. If you have children, send them on a play date while you relax, talk, and enjoy each other's company.

Plan for some personal time

Alone time is just as important as couple time. Everyone needs time to recharge, think, and enjoy personal interests. That time is often lost when you're married, especially if you have kids. Go out with friends, take a class, or do volunteer work, whatever you find enriching. When you're back together with your spouse, you'll appreciate each other even more.

Understand that it's OK to disagree

You won't agree on everything, but it is important to be fair and respectful during disagreements. Listen to your spouse's point of view. Try not to get angry and don't let yourself become too frustrated. Walk away and calm down if you need to, then discuss the problem again when you're both in a better frame of mind. Compromise on problems so that you both give a little.

Build trust

Marriage therapist and researcher John Gottman, Ph.D., has found that criticism, contempt, defensiveness, and stonewalling are serious threats to a marriage. The more a couple engages in these destructive activities, the more likely they are to divorce. His decades of research and of working with couples have shown that spouses who stay together know how to fight without being hostile and to take responsibility for their actions. They are also more likely to respond quickly to each other’s wishes to make up after fights and repair the relationship.

Learn to forgive

Everyone makes mistakes. Your spouse may hurt your feelings or do something that upsets you, and that may make you angry, even furious. But it's important to deal with your feelings, let them go, and move on. don’t keep bringing up the past.

Remember to remain committed to your spouse, your family, and the life that you have built together. Support each other emotionally and in everyday ways. You, your spouse, and your relationship may grow and change with time, but these ideas can help your marriage stay successful over the years.

HOW I WISH I SHOULD HAVE HEARD THIS EARLIER, LEARN SO THAT THIS REGRETFUL STATEMENT WONT COME FROM YOU

THANKS FOR READING

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HISTORY OF VALENTINE BY INSTINCT AYANFE ADEBAYO

The History of Valentine's Day, and Why We Celebrate it

INSTINCT AYANFE ADEBAYO

Updated on February 14, 2023

Valentine’s Day may be associated with romance, but the origin of the holiday isn’t exactly romantic. Here’s the history of Valentine’s Day you may not know—plus when Valentine’s Day 2023 is so you can plan.

How did Valentine’s Day start?

Valentine's Day is a fixed day on the calendar that got lumped into a mid-February holiday on the ancient Roman calendar called Lupercalia—which some historians believe is what led to Valentine's Day being all about love. Lupercalia celebrated fertility, and may have included a ritual in which men and women were paired off by choosing names from a jar. In Ancient Greece, people observed a mid-winter celebration for the marriage of the god Zeus and the goddess Hera.

Why is Valentine's Day celebrated on February 14th?

In general, early Christians often opted to celebrate holidays on days that coincide with existing festivals and celebrations (like Christmas and winter solstice), so they placed Valentine's Day on February 14th, while Lupercalia was celebrated on February 15th.

Who was Saint Valentine? (And what does he have to do with chocolate hearts?)

Not much, it turns out. St. Valentine's Day was a feast day in the Catholic religion, added to the liturgical calendar around 500 AD. The day was commemorated for martyred saints named—you guessed it—Valentine. Differing legends celebrate three different saints called Valentine or Valentinus, but since very little was known about these men and there were conflicting reports of the St. Valentine Day story, the feast day was removed from the Christian liturgical calendar in 1969.

But even though not much is known about the real history of the Saint Valentines on whom the holiday is based, the legend of Saint Valentine has several tellings. One legend says that Saint Valentine refused to convert to paganism and was executed by Roman Emperor Claudius II. Prior to his execution, he was able to miraculously heal the daughter of his jailer, who then converted to Christianity along with his family. Another legend says a bishop called Saint Valentine of Terni is the true namesake of the holiday; this Saint Valentine was also executed.

But according to others—and this is how Saint Valentine became affiliated with a love-focused holiday—Saint Valentine was a Roman priest who performed weddings for soldiers forbidden to marry, because of a Roman emperor's edict decreeing married soldiers did not make good warriors and thus young men could not marry. This Saint Valentine wore a ring with a Cupid on it—a symbol of love—that helped soldiers recognize him. And, in a precursor to greeting cards, he handed out paper hearts to remind Christians of their love for God.

Because of this legend, Saint Valentine became known as the patron saint of love. The Saint Valentine prayer asks Saint Valentine to connect lovers together, so that two become one, and the couple remembers their devotion to God.

While the Saint Valentine story set the groundwork for establishing the day as a holiday for romantic love, what truly solidified the connection between Saint Valentine and love was a poem by medieval author Geoffrey Chaucer in 1375, which historians consider the origin of the "modern" celebration of Valentine's Day, where we celebrate our romantic partnership with one other person.

Why do we celebrate Valentine’s Day?

Chaucer lived in the Middle Ages, the era of courtly love, when broad, romantic statements of devotion—poems, songs, paintings—celebrated partnership. By the end of the 15th century, the word "valentine" was being used to describe a lover in poems and songs of the day, and in the 18th century, a book called The Young Man's Valentine Writer was published in England. By the mid-19th century, mass-produced paper Valentine's Cards were being created (though DIY Valentine card ideas are still worth trying), and Valentine's Day as we know it was born.

The truth about Valentine's Day history is that the romantic holiday isn't immune to tragedy. During Prohibition in Chicago, seven men were killed by a gang organized by Al Capone on Feb. 14, 1929. The Valentine's Day Massacre became a flashpoint in Prohibition history, with police and lawmakers going after the gangs and mobs that had formed in cities to control then-illegal substances like alcohol.

What is Galentine's Day, and how is it related to Valentine's Day?

A modern (and fun!) take on Valentine's Day, Galentine's Day seems to have been popularized by Amy Poehler's character Leslie Knope on Parks and Recreation. It's a day to celebrate the friends that you love. It's celebrated on February 13 (leaving you plenty of time to celebrate your mate on official Valentine's Day the following day), have become a nice way to celebrate the people who mean so much to you.

Is Valentine's Day a holiday?

While many people celebrate Valentine's Day in all kinds of different ways, it's no longer an official Catholic holiday—and unfortunately for all the romantics out there, it's not an official bank holiday or day off (though you can always take the day off for a special day with your significant other!).

What is the meaning of Valentine’s Day?

Over the years (and centuries), Valentine's Day has been a religious celebration, an ancient ritual day, and a commercial holiday. All that change means the meaning of Valentine's Day is truly whatever you want it to be: You can skip the celebrations completely, buy yourself some chocolate or flowers, or express your love and appreciation for the people in your life, whether they're co-workers, romantic partners, friends, or family members.

What are some fun things to do for Valentine's Day?

You can celebrate the day of love however you want—even if it's just through self-love. Some ideas that could inspire you:

• Plan a nice dinner out

• Watch a romantic movie with your wife (at the theater or cozy at home)

• Cook up a fancy romantic meal at home (or just a great Valentine's Day dessert)

• Host a Valentine's Day party

• Do some fun Valentine's crafts with your family

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FAMILY PLANNING. PART 1

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FAMILY PLANNING🏥 BY: INSTINCT AYANFE ADEBAYO

10 Ways to Prepare a Great Future for Your Family

How about a 20-year plan for your family? Probably you may be at your 50's, 60's, 70s. Your kids will be grown and gone. You may be a grandparent at that point. You’ll probably be looking back over your life wondering how time flew so fast. You can put yourself in a great position then by implementing the 10 ways to plan for your family 20 years from now and achieve your family goals.

1. Live like we mean it today.

This may seem counter-intuitive, but it’s not. Jesus told a great story about a man who spent every waking hour accumulating things for the future and building increasingly bigger sheds to put it all in. Unfortunately, he never got to see ’20 years into the future.’ If we’re careful to live like we mean it today, then we’re building a solid foundation for years.

2. Practice balance.

Wisdom is not having to go to the store for milk right before breakfast. Living like we mean it today includes appropriate planning for tomorrow. Today balanced with tomorrow, family relationships balanced against making a living. Find that balance because it won’t find you.

3. Spend less than you earn—every month.

This is a simple guideline with complex repercussions. Digging out of debt is like building a wall with dry sand—more than half of each shovel load comes right back down. First, stabilize your spending. Second, pay off the debt. Remember that you will pay more interest on your debt than you can earn from your savings. Now you can build for the future.

4. Invest yourself in your children.

Here’s the math (don’t worry, it’s fairly painless!). Parental neglect to your five-year-old + a couple of years = 40% of the child’s life. But if you turn things around now, by the time he’s ten you’ll have been the world’s best dad forever. The more years we let slip away, the deeper in the hole relationships become. It is like negative interest compounded daily. Simply put, today is the right time to be a great dad. You’ll have that investment 20 years down the road and in spades.

5. Make the tough choices today.

– Don’t say, “I’ll spend time with my kids next year…,” invest in family time today.

– Don’t deal with your distant relationship with your wife “once we’ve got the kids settled in school…,” face the music before the damage solidifies.

– Don’t say, “we’ll take care of us, the budget or our priorities after the kids go to college…,” bite the bullet now.

6. Love your wife eloquently.

Too many parents neglect one another in favor of the kids. Big mistake. Your best gift to your children today is to love their mother. If you’re divorced, handle that one by offering respect and support. No matter how old the kids are today they’ll be young adults in 20 years. Two decades of love and respect are the best preparation for whatever’s in store around 2033.

7. Build memories that will make you smile.

This is a direct offshoot of 1-5 above. We may or may not live in this neighborhood, at this income level, or in this physical health in twenty years, but our family will have these memories to last a lifetime.

8. Never give up (No Ordinary Family).

Ordinary families struggle. Struggle is part of the definition of life, but you can be no ordinary family too. It’s how we respond to challenges that determines what the family looks like twenty years from now. For family, faithfulness is more than just a physical discipline—it’s a modus operandi. This is teaching our children well.

“In families, time accelerates as it moves forward. Tomorrow is never a substitute for today.”

9. Always believe.

Family is first conceived in the context of promise. Belief in the power (and the value) of promise is a critical element of living in the light. However, belief is seldom written in indelible ink, it needs to be re-etched—deliberately, repeatedly, and together.

10. Re-learn how to tell time.

Analog? Digital? 24-hour? Greenwich-Mean-Time? None of the above? Chronological time is not what it appears to be. Family time is not that simple, either. In families, time accelerates as it moves forward. Tomorrow is never a substitute for today.

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Happy Anniversary to us @ LMN CHARITY FOUNDATION , we celebrated this Year Anniversary at Ijamido Motherless Home at Sango otta in Ogun State today.The children felt our Love and we wish to visit them over and over again. Thanks to all Members, lovers and Supporters.

God bless you

#Howa2022

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See you At HOWA'23

5 Ways to Involve Your Family in Caring for Orphans

BY INSTINCT AYANFE ADEBAYO.

PRESIDENT OF LOVE MATTERS NETWORK CHARITY FOUNDATION.

Feb 9, 2023

Because children learn best by example, there is no better way to teach them about God’s heart for orphans than by caring–as a family–about fatherless children.

Here are 5 ways we can lead our children by example.

1. Advocate

Let’s take every chance we get to demonstrate God’s heart for fatherless and vulnerable children. We can host a garage sale to raise money for children in need or start conversations that encourage others to think about the plight of the orphan. Let’s read books with our children about men like George Whitefield, who started an orphanage in 1740, Nurse wulebuy who started her love for the orphans in Sango ota in the year 1964, for the express purpose of taking the Gospel and the love of Christ to fatherless children.

Basically, let’s choose to speak up and then encourage our children to do the same.

2. Pray

When we take time to pray with our kids before meals or at bedtime or during times of family worship, let’s remember to pray for orphaned children around the world–and not just in the most generic sense, though praying about orphans is always a good idea. If you’d like to add some specifics to your prayer or conversation, click on any of the to learn–at a glance–about the country and the children who live there.

Food for thought: Who better to talk to about orphans than the God Who promises to defend them?

3. Mentor

As we care about kids around the world, let’s not forget to take interest in the fatherless children here in Nigeria. Though many (or even most!) of them are not orphaned, many of them still need the love and compassion of a family. On any given day, as many as 438,000 children sit in foster care around the country. Many of these precious children will spend years in foster homes or institutions. Along with them, our schools, churches, and communities are filled with vulnerable children who need a caring adult to take an interest. Let’s look for them and love them as Christ loves them.

Bottom line: Our children will take cues from us for how to love people from hard places. Let’s show them how it’s done.

4. Sponsor

Let’s make sacrifices as a family to sponsor an orphan or vulnerable child. Sponsoring a child makes it possible for them to receive ongoing care in the form of food, clothing, medical care, and shelter–as well as Christian training, discipleship, and a quality education to provide a foundation for their future.

Note: Adoption isn’t the only way to care for a specific child in need. Sponsorship is one of the greatest ways to support family preservation.

5. Give

LM-NITES ON A VISIT TO "KING HERITAGE MISSIONARY HOME"IJEBU ODE, OGUN STATE!

Let’s give. We can designate a jar for spare change, or encourage our kids to host a lemonade stand or other fundraising effort. As a family, let’s donate the money to an orphan care ministry. Let’s reach out to local shelters or foster care agencies to see if they are in need of clothing or toys … and then encourage our children to give from what they have to help others.

Bottom line: Let’s encourage our kids to use their creativity to reach children in need. And then let’s pray that they take this compassion with them into adulthood where they can lead future generations to love the children who are closest to God’s heart.

“Give justice to the weak and the fatherless; maintain the right of the afflicted and the destitute.” Psalm 82:3